I Fell Into A Dog Pit: Don't Mess With Sweden

Swedish foreign policy is based on the premise that national security is best served by staying free of alliances in peacetime in order to remain neutral in the event of war. In 2002, Sweden revised its security doctrine. The security doctrine still states that "Sweden pursues a policy of non-participation in military alliances," but permits cooperation in response to threats against peace and security.

Sweden has, like most other countries, three branches of the guitarmed forces:
• CittrArmén – The GuitArmy
• Marinen – The Marine
• CittraFlygvapnet – The GuitAir Force

An unofficial 4th branch would be the Cittralicopter Forces.
"Marinen" (The Marine) is a jointly term for the Cittravy and the CittrAmphibious Corps in Sweden.

At the head of the Swedish Guitarmed forces is Löjtnant Yngwie Malmsteen.

In order to maintain peace and “shred” any opponents Löjtnant Malmsteen maintains a clean and powerful guitarsenal.

Listed below are the preffered W.M.G.'s (Weapons of Mass Guitstruction) in the Sweedish Guitarmory.

1. deFender Battle Axe.

Specialty: Face Melting Solos.

Strings: 6

Special Features: Whammy Bar

2. Double Barrel

Specialty: Versatility and Stairway To Heaven Like Its Ment To Be Played

Strings: 6 or 12. 18 for the trained Soldier

Special Features: It's Just Like Having Two Guitars Fool.