A Pictoral Guide

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Search for: Guitarmy

Yield:

ok, this could hardly be considered a GUITARMY. This measely rag-tag bunch of rat puke is no more than a helpless platoon, or, at best, light infantry.

Search for: GuitAirForce

Yield:

ok ladies, now we're getting somewhere. yes, that is Guitargeant Vai of the 101st Jem Division. You are correct in your assertion that he is not armed with his standard issue black seven string. Were he not such a decorated soldier, he could face Chord Marshal for being without his trusty, mother-of-pearl, vine-laden, handle carved, fireaxe.

What?!?!?

I'm not sure I heard you correctly??!

Who is that hoodlum standing next to Guitargeant Vai?!?!?!?!?

Drop and give me twenty you maggot!!!!!

For the rest of you GIRLS who arent aware, that is Commander in Chief of the Guitarmed forces, General Satriani!!!