The Apprenteek

Well, I thought I had seen it all. Who can blame Trump? I mean, he needs every advantage that he can get, but come on man, only a pompous ass would assume that he could harness the power of the KFC Robot without at least one of us consulting!!!

But there it was, plain as day -

Look at these idiots! Obviously they are just Trumps mindless robots, doing his evil bidding, but they have no idea what kind of power they are messing with!

Fortunately, the three hopeful game-show contestants were unworthy and unable to raise the great Bot.

(Darin, in case you were wondering, that green bar across the bottom is from Tivo, one day we can get together and Ill tell you about it.)

don't you remember? he's that gay hotel owning hairstylist from spokane.

Dolphins

Scott,

Who is George?

Love,
darin

that's hard logic to argue with.

Ownership of the Dolphin is My Destiny

My cherished Scott,

Let me be clear. Darin is gay. He kisses boys. All the time. Knowing this, it makes absolutely no sense to give him that sleek, flesh-coloured, rainbow-riding, cetacean tribute to platonic friendship between three male friends. Plainly the dolphin should be mine.

Love,

George

sharpen your pen, uh computer keys...uh...write good stuff

Dearest George and Darin, on this the occasion of my 34th birthday, I have decided to give something back. That's right, this beautiful pink, very gay dolphin you see before you will soon belong to one of you lucky gentlemen. In 200 words or less, let me know (on this blog) why you are/have been the better friend to me through the years. Points will not be deducted for the amount of physical miles between us, (I'm looking at you g-Mitchell.)

and if you are wondering, you bet your ass I made this. At color me mine, and yes, it took more than 2 hours.

Photo Opportunity

For My My Wayward Amigo George

Here are some Directions for you for when you change your mind.

See you soon.

Total Est. Time: 10 hours, 49 minutes Total Est. Distance: 764.66 miles