sharpen your pen, uh computer keys...uh...write good stuff

Dearest George and Darin, on this the occasion of my 34th birthday, I have decided to give something back. That's right, this beautiful pink, very gay dolphin you see before you will soon belong to one of you lucky gentlemen. In 200 words or less, let me know (on this blog) why you are/have been the better friend to me through the years. Points will not be deducted for the amount of physical miles between us, (I'm looking at you g-Mitchell.)

and if you are wondering, you bet your ass I made this. At color me mine, and yes, it took more than 2 hours.